What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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