i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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