i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Randomize
