She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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