I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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