Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
please come you make the beer taste better
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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