She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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