we have officially lost it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
