Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
