They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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