I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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