we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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