I wish I only lived at night.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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