I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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