for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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