there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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