i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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