butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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