and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just gift wrapped bread.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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