OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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