that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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