I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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