Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
