Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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