I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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