So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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