I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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