we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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