Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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