You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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