You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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