After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have feelings that need drinking.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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