Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
