There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
