Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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