YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
