I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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