i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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