he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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