and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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