If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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