your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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