this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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