hotel room ftw
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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