i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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