I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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