You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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