my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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