He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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