I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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