That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Everclear isn't food dammit
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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