:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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