hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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